I’M A HIT SINGLE

cpyr. 2026, Suburban Cowboys Music

Lyrics: Ralph Scott   Music: Sue Gno  Vocals: Bart Paisley

My closet is loaded with opp-or-tun-it-y.

Black T-shirts, leather pants, pink ties.

I’m preparing to dance into history.

And attract lots of girls (a few guys?)

I’m no giggle, I’m no Don Juan.

I far prefer myself to what’s going on.

I’m returning to my throne

And when the line forms in the rear,

Later on I’m going home alone…

It’s ridiculously clear. Because…

CHORUS

I’m a hit single!

I really love to just mingle.

I like to make the ladies tingle.

Oh it comes naturally.

I coulda been a guru.

Might just put out a shingle.

I can throw a party, with a crowd of just me.

[BRIDGE]

Now a single’s great for the Billboard chart.

But it takes two sides to make a full-length heart.

I spend all week rehearsing my solo lines.

But I’m starting to get tired of these B-side binds…

Yeah, I’m top of the Pops in my own little mind.

But a love song’s awfully hard to find

When you’re playing 45s…all by yourself.

When I get to the homestead, I’ll have to concede:

A couch, a remote, my pet cat,

I’m rethinking that maybe three’s company

And I wouldn’t mind being in a company like that!

CHORUS

I’m a hit single!

I really love to just mingle.

I like to make the ladies tingle.

Oh it comes naturally.

I coulda been a guru.

Might just put out a shingle.

I can throw a party, with a crowd of just me.

[OUTRO]

Yeah, put it on the turntable…

Spin me around…

Just another hit single, boys. 

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